September 2011
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Losing twenty pounds
in a month. HOW?
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Not Your Typical Heart Surgery Story
Girl: Today's my heart surgery.
Boy: I know
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you, much much more!
After the surgery, the girl wakes up to see only his dad beside him.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? *starts crying*
Father: Oh LOL no, he just went to the toilet.
THE END
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